somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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