i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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