I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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