fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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