No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I did not marry a roomba.
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