love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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