no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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