I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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