Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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