But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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