Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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