So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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