I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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