Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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