Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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