How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
