I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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