Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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