i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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