Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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