Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
