I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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