his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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