I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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