My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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