I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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