girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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