i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
the raccoons are back...
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