Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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