Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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