You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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