I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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