But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
this is an emotional support booty call
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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