i don't like sucking hair
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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