i'm signing you up for texting rehab
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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