butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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