So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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