Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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