1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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