There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My vagina is very pro this idea
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
