How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
smell my finger.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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