On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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