Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
