hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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