if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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