My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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