So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Randomize
