god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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