i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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