what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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